February 19, 2009

You decide

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:50 am by Iain

I like to write haikus to communicate with my roommates. The topics vary, but for some reason, my roommates never seem to respond. I think it’s because they’re secretly assholes.

Waiting endlessly / The porcelain it beckons! / Sweet deliverance

The weather outside / continues, unabated / Much like our dishes

Watching his TV / Trapped in a cage of silence, / Brandon sits, lonely.

Here the tortillas / lie. Of questionable repute, / Who is their master?

Derek, what the fuck / I thought I told you to wait / you motherfucker.

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